Feb
17
2010
Can you still be a crazy cat man if you have only two cats?
PS Please let us curse the Yamster for deleting my other question about my poor former cat.
PS For those of you who did not believe me, crazy cat people are too a culture.
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I’m so sad. Would it be too much to ask you to comfort me while I wait for the wits to comfort you?







February 17th, 2010 at 2:24 pm
Wow…
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February 17th, 2010 at 2:55 pm
Yes if you are obsessed with them then yes!
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February 17th, 2010 at 3:27 pm
If the 2 are a male and female (unneutered) you’re on Your way!
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February 17th, 2010 at 4:06 pm
Curse you yammy, curse you! there, how’s that? ok uh, yes, you can be a crazy cat man with no cats if you wanna strive for it.
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February 17th, 2010 at 4:26 pm
You know, I just got another cat after already having one. I must say my behavior hasn’t changed all that much….I don’t think.
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February 17th, 2010 at 4:57 pm
yes, as long as you speak gibberish and are willing to throw your cats at people
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February 17th, 2010 at 5:31 pm
I consider myself a "Future" crazy cat lady, because I only have one cat. I know that I will end up with more than 1 cat though. I think maybe if you are covered in cat hair, and you do strange things like rock your baby cats to sleep, then yeah, you could possibly be one.
I dont think it really depends on the NUMBER of cats, just how crazy about cats you are.
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1 cat, 9 more to go.
February 17th, 2010 at 6:09 pm
You don’t qualify (yet). I’m so sorry
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February 17th, 2010 at 6:15 pm
Your Norman Poem:
To Norman my good friend who live a little past 10 plus seven
I hope you get lots of catnip and scratching posts in cat heaven.
P.S. You can comb & brush my hair & clip any time you get nostalgic.
Source(s):
http://www.catheavenisnowopen.meow
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February 17th, 2010 at 6:22 pm
As much as I would love to answer this question, I am amidst a rousing game of Chase The Blind Mummy Cat…
But as soon as the game is over, I’ll be back to answer this question.
*cries and wants to win so badly*
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<—– has too many cats to count…
<—– can only count up to 4.003
*cries*
February 17th, 2010 at 6:50 pm
awww sweetie
((((((((((((( DG ))))))))))
you can only be crazy catman with 3 cats..I got pencil and paper ready, I’ll send you my cat!!!
he’s kind of a jerk…kind of?? who am I kidding, he’s a complete azzhole.
He eats, and leaves. He sleeps he won’t share his paw, He goes out, just so he can scream to go in again..
If that sounds like your cat, have at it!!!
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February 17th, 2010 at 7:28 pm
Technically, you are a crazy geek, not a crazy cat man.
Get it right or the Answers Community will put the remaining cats in a sleep hold.
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*germs and things that rhyme with herms*
February 17th, 2010 at 7:47 pm
I’m so sad. Would it be too much to ask you to comfort me while I wait for the wits to comfort you?
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February 17th, 2010 at 8:20 pm
I am a crazy cat person marked with the Seal of Bastet (that’s BASTET not BASTARD you prick). No matter where I go, there is always a cat following me.
Anyways…Yitler is getting uppity since he declared martial law a few days ago and started sending everyone VNs.
They even sent a leaf from a tree to try to smother Tublet!
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DG. I must connect with you now. Bastet has said so. I’m sorry.
February 17th, 2010 at 8:28 pm
I CURSE that reporter i will turn him into a turkey and behead em!! allrighty then…
at least you have two cats stop being such a wuzz…true story my two cats ran away from me…
first the mom she gave birth to one kitten then ran away and has never been seen again. so my nephew took the responsibility to raise it and ended up sleeping on it…
second the son, he decided to visit the neighbors and started spending more time there until he never came back
rumors are they have him in side the house and wont let him out cuz their son loves him, they did this last summer with my rabbit too…
so today they have a big party "Quinceanera" and I’m going in to rescue him…
any who consider your self lucky you cats love you enough to stay…
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just me
February 17th, 2010 at 9:08 pm
Yes, my dear. You can be a crazy cat man with only two cats. The fact that you dress your cats up in little outfits and take them for a walk in their stroller is a true testament to just how whacked out you are.
You could step it up a few notches if you picked up say maybe one or five more cats. You could use the fur to knit yourself a sweater vest.
Here’s what the yarn looks like. It looks like something Kitty Deareast would hork up onto the rug…
http://knittingmatters.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/cat-hair-yarn.jpg
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February 17th, 2010 at 9:45 pm
sure….
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February 17th, 2010 at 9:51 pm
The amount of cats doesn’t matter, it’s the madness you demonstrate towards them. I only have one cat, but I think I am a crazy cat lady. I would write a longer answer, but my precious is calling me.
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February 17th, 2010 at 10:38 pm
I don’t think that’s enough cats, but you could still just be crazy and then work your way up to more cats, that makes you at least half way to your crazy cat person goal, oh yea and good luck on that
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